The newly born Fluffy Chicken fandom is overtaking dashboards in a flurry of tidal waves as news of the accomplishment of user
i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”
and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”
also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
ProfFearless: So, are you going to do my laundry too?
C——————-: If you write my human biology paper, sure xD
ProfFearless: Sure. Once upon a time there was a bird, and it mated with a bee, and that’s where babies come from.
C——————: omg xDD
ProfFearless: What? That’s not right?
C——————-: You didn’t cite your resources xP
ProfFearless: Oh yeah. (Encyclopedia Bullshitica, 666).
C——————-: lmao xD
I’m gonna use these for something one day… ALL OF THEM
*devil appears on your shoulder* hey man….why even bother with lineart….just clean up the sketch….no one has to know…..
Graffiti tunnel london south bank
This is fucking rad.
Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,
THE EYES = THEY SEE,
THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,
DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,
SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,
ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,
SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S
THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,
ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE
MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.
WAIT BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE:
HOLMES AND WATSON = WOMANLESS AND HOT
DESTIEL = LET’S DIE